Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hero One !

Howard Meterman was a private in the army in 1945 when his unit attacked a secret Nazi test site. In the struggle, he got jabbed in the ass with a needle containing a completed, but not tested super soldier serum. The lab and all information about the experiments were destroyed, and Howard found he had amazing abilities. Since he was the first of his kind, he dubbed himself Hero One, and went on to decades long, successful yet ego driven career. He battled such foes as The Fung, Dr. Catatonia, and his arch nemesis, Teslak. He also fought along our armed forces in the Korean and Vietnam wars. In 1982 he was forced into retirement after a much publicized propane/hot dog vender accident (to this day, he can't even look at a Oscar Meyer product). Today, he lives at the Heavenly Palms retirement condos, still doing battle with his arch nemesis Teslak. Only now it is on the shuffleboard court and butting heads as members of the condo association.

4 comments:

Edward Pun said...

Awesome back story and character design! You'll have to do Teslak in the future. ;)

Charles Doan said...

Noice! I sense an underlying theme here. Stabbed in butt, hot dogs, what's going on Matt?!

Joel said...

Stabbed in butt, hot dogs...heavenly palms? Brah-voe!

Matt Hayhurst said...

Son of a bitch! Get your minds out of the gutter :)